do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
when the teacher thinks you’re not paying attention but you answer their question correctly
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
"Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood, but some shit went wrong and now I have 10 books about me getting screwed all the time."
Vin Diesel’s reaction to Paul Walker’s death.
This is breaking my heart right now.
NUMBER ONE RULE OF TUMBLR. ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR
tumblr staff can’t delete me now sorry
all hail the all mighty god
i feel secondhand embarrassment
RR is getting sick of our shit..
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"